Horrible landing

A landing over 260 FPM in a aircraft. Where the landing gear hit's the ground hard and the nose landing gear comes down fast

Ohh god Qantas Flight 67 Just did a Horrible Landing

by Just a Fellow Sim Pilot October 31, 2022

crash land

verb. to urgently or uncontrollably begin shitting after one's pants are down and one has begun to descend to sit on the toilet but before one's butt cheeks have touched down on the toilet seat.

Sorry I'm late, I had to crash land after eating a gas station burrito.

by iwreckbathrooms April 10, 2022

Landing strip

A landing strip is a pubic hair style which can be used by any gender but mostly worn by women of female identifying people.

You're gonna get waxed today?

Yeah.

Gonna rip everything off?

No I'm gonna leave a landing strip.

by Justaweirdteentbh February 27, 2019

Land Of Corn

AMERICA

" hello, you're in America Land Of Corn!"

by Yumeko_Senpai April 1, 2024

Land mine

Bombs with a foot fetish

'Bro, I just gave a Land mine a foot job and it came on my leg."

by catwithrabies February 2, 2020

Jokeman land

A land where all people considered as jokes live an example of the people living there are josh and basmeet

Josh are you from jokeman land josh - no this is clearly a denial of his jokeman status however cannot be applied to basmeet because he is the jokeman and is as fat as a land

by Jokeman land October 15, 2023

Land Duck

Another word for Pigeon

Tom the Roadman: Oi look there's a few land ducks here man. Let's eat them bro.
Josh: Um let's not, you're not that desperate.
Tom: Fuck you fam yeah, I will chef you fam if you don't yeah man.
Josh *Runs away*

by Juabetskoya January 8, 2022