We got my 1965 Ford Galxie 500 XL all fixed up and shiny, that thing is a total pants key!
Damn, that thing is a pants key.
Damn, that thing is a pants key.
by H1N1777 July 3, 2016
Get the pants keymug. by swervo gz 👀 June 29, 2022
Get the Keying my shitmug. Friend: "Do I look fat in this sweatshirt?"
You: "Mid-key, you don't look that fat, but I guess you could lose a couple of pounds if that's what you want to do."
You: "Mid-key, you don't look that fat, but I guess you could lose a couple of pounds if that's what you want to do."
by Voltron 567 December 9, 2023
Get the Mid-Keymug. The keys "f" and "j" on the keyboard people touch because they want to type "fjfjfjfj" or just because they feel good.
by FishLUL April 24, 2025
Get the bumpy keysmug. The keys on the keyboard your fingers should position on to get proper and faster typing, the home keys are: a s d f j k l ;
"dude stop tying so slow" "It's not my fault i don't know how to type properly!" "wdym, just use the home keys" "the what?"
by flame_fruit_is_better_than_ice November 23, 2024
Get the home keysmug. Dirty ass island chain off the coast of Florida. There is nothing to do unless you are a 60 year old boomer from Minnesota who likes to get wasted on a boat. Every single store is a tourist trap with the exception of Dollar Tree. Every single house is built on stilts, has crushed rock covering the whole yard, a boat out back, a manatee or fish mailbox, and a Lets Go Brandon or Trump 2024 flag flying. The islands are so narrow you can walk from one end to the other in a 50 seconds. You are isolated on a little island with a bunch of drunk old White people.
The Keys are a Midwestern retirement community for unrepentant alcoholics. And then the Cuban refs are on stock island.
by B52C69007 March 2, 2022
Get the The Keysmug. When you're fucking a girl from behind in her pussy and insert your whole hand in her anus and start to jerk yourself off.
by Aby Mandy September 12, 2017
Get the key largo plumbermug.