seal faggots

Used pluraly, "seal faggots" is a term used to a group of lonely,fat and autistic assholes. They have never seen a vagina, nor go by either given gender. Used in a singular tense shows how only one person can "go fuck themselves" as to say. But when they say "that's physically impossible," don't take any notice. Find them the next day and shoot the mother fucker up.

Look at those Seal Faggots. The most popular Seal Faggot has to be Hunter.

by Use this on any fuck head. December 15, 2016

Fringe faggot

A fringe faggot (alternate spelling: fagit) is a radical extension of the homosexual community. A fringe faggot is comparable to ISIS or Al Qaeda in it's radical misrepresentations of the community as a whole. Frequently they are recruited on the Internet (you know like a terrorist) via forums such as /r/spacedicks.

"Wow dude did you hear Greg loves /r/spacedicks.!?!!?"

"Dude no way. Bummer."

"I know he's now one of those crazy fringe faggots. That I now can't unknow. I sure hope that border queer doesn't gay bomb us."

by SailorJerryGarcia January 19, 2016

Fence faggot

Someone that has gotten some pussy, and is barely leaning over the fence, but can't decide if they like it so they lean backwards over the fence onto a dick, and are in the teetering position on top of the fence about being gay or straight.

Tom Cruise is a fence faggot!

by Shaboicarlsex April 5, 2016

Wesley Faggot

He loves being flat tired and will turn off your computer at a constant rate.

Shit that Wesley Faggot turned my computer off again.

by ConfederateConnor May 9, 2019

Figgity Faggot

Someone who is being annoying and out of pocket or just dumb.

"You're A figgity faggot"
"Shut up figgity faggot"

by Wink wonky March 14, 2019

snazzy faggot

That one friend who walks around with a queef machine making flarp noises.

Jim is such a snazzy faggot!

by A dank memster (pepe) December 22, 2017

sweatshirt faggot

A person, whom is usually fat or overweight that always wears a sweatshirt to try to hide their fat, but ends up failing and tricking no one. Even if it's hot they will still wear a sweatshirt.
Note: A sweatshirt faggot does not have to be overweight... but just wears a sweatshirt a lot

See Thomas over there... he's not even convincing any body that he's not fat. What a sweatshirt faggot

by yeah boy420 May 5, 2017