Straight faggot

An egocentric man who is so weak and useless, that he is not even able to satisfy his own female partner.

Dude’s girlfriend came to visit after they haven't seen each other in a while, and that straight faggot was so self absorbed that he only got drunk and didn't bang her.

by Rhinkydinky December 29, 2021

seal faggots

Used pluraly, "seal faggots" is a term used to a group of lonely,fat and autistic assholes. They have never seen a vagina, nor go by either given gender. Used in a singular tense shows how only one person can "go fuck themselves" as to say. But when they say "that's physically impossible," don't take any notice. Find them the next day and shoot the mother fucker up.

Look at those Seal Faggots. The most popular Seal Faggot has to be Hunter.

by Use this on any fuck head. December 15, 2016

faggot beaner

Andrew d'allesandro

That kid is a faggot beaner

by Weewee boy October 4, 2016

memo faggot

A person who takes ridiculously many notes and memos during class.

"Take a look at Thomas over there, he's such a memo faggot!"

"The new student suddenly got shunned when the others found out he was a memo faggot"

by The Crazy Madman December 5, 2011

Figgity Faggot

Someone who is being annoying and out of pocket or just dumb.

"You're A figgity faggot"
"Shut up figgity faggot"

by Wink wonky March 14, 2019

snazzy faggot

That one friend who walks around with a queef machine making flarp noises.

Jim is such a snazzy faggot!

by A dank memster (pepe) December 22, 2017

circus faggots

A general Insult. Meaning Faggot of the Circus. Having its origins in phrases guaranteed to start fights.

Sam and Friends: "Yea well, Keep walking son!"
Rusty: "Sure thing, you circus faggots"
(Fight ensues)

by weefunker September 9, 2014