Catholic Steamer

When you go on a long run, and don't quite make it home in time to use the bathroom, so you take a nice shit in the parking lot of a Catholic Church

I left a Catholic Steamer after a long run. Sorry Father John

by Spicymeatball06 August 11, 2024

Philly Steamer

When you turn on the shower to fill the bathroom with steam before you take a poop, allowing for smoother bowel movement.

“Yo man, I was constipated until I took a Philly Steamer, all good now!”

“I got yelled at for taking such long showers, but really I was just taking a Philly Steamer.”

by Organ Trale December 15, 2024

Chad steamer

When you shit on chads dick and start riding it to spread it and then you start giving Chad tuah

Last night was like a movie, I gave Chad a crazy chad steamer

by Mysingingmonsters January 8, 2025

iceland steamer

Similar to an upper decker, an Icelad Steamer refers to the act of shitting in the recipient’s freezer, leaving a frozen turd to be discovered long after you depart the premises.

Especially effetive for bottom freezers, rather than an awkward side by side. Top freezers are right out unless you are extremely flexible and ludicrously tall.

Or enjoy the tactile sensation of warm shit.

My boss’s dissed my wifes body, so I waited until the kitchen cleared , and left that wretch an Iceland Steamer, for dessert.

by anonymous February 8, 2025

dirty stetler

A dirty stetler is when you and your girl eat Taco Bell, then you stick your dick in her ass until she shits on it. She then gets down and gives you a blowjob.

You me and my girl went crazy and had a dirty stetler

by Shiteater99 February 20, 2025

dirty Stetler

When a 5’9” blonde male receives the nastiest hawk tuah of all time and then begins charizarding the girl until she passes due to eternal orgasms. He then begins to Munt on her and then when she is buried he begins to reverse diglet her.

Last night was crazy Bro. I gave my girl the dirty Stetler like no other.

by Stetlering, Dirty Stetler February 20, 2025

Cleveland Steamer

When you're railing someone in the ass and they shit all over your dick

"I was about to cum when she gave me a Cleveland Steamer"

by Aura-48292847289182809999137 March 2, 2025