cheeseman syndrome

If you suffer from the cheeseman syndrome are you probably a deeply depressed human with internal conflicts and a major dilemma. You are filled with emotions like anger, sadness and love. You are in a strange stage where you are going through a personal crisis. You laugh manically while you feel like crying but ya bitch doesn't got any more tears to spill. It is common that you also will feel a strong urge to burn soemthing down in rage. You are desperate, you need to get an outlet for your feelings. You are angry with yourself "why am I so dumb? Why am I attracted to stinky cheeseman? Why why why? Why stinky cheeseman?". Yes. You are attracted to Alex James, the bassist of the britpopband Blur. His lovely face, greasy hair and lanky body would make anybody weak. The problem is, many people stop finding him attractive after they get to know the fact that he probably is a tory, and that he was very arrogant and rude back in the 90s (and that goes for the whole band, they all were known for being rude, arrogant twats), but you can't let go, you still belive that stinky cheeseman is the love of your life, you just can't throw him away. This puts you in a very hard situation, you suffer from cheeseman syndrome. There is sadly no cure to this. You must let you life go on, try to cope with the pain. But you are never alone, ther are plenty of people all over the world with Cheeseman syndrome, reach out to them, contact them and talk about your feelings, it might feel better then.

Haha lol, look at them, simping for Alex James, the stinky cheese man! - I'm sorry... I got the cheeseman syndrome

You! What is your illness now again? - Cheeseman syndrome.

by Cheeseman simp March 26, 2021

Zargon Syndrome

Zargon syndrome (the most common term in US English), Zargon's syndrome (standard in the rest of the English-speaking world), is a reproductive disorder caused by superfertility. It is named after Zargon, the American who single handedly fertilized four children in just two pregnancies. The disorder is characterized as having multiple sets of twins in a short period of time. Few males can claim to be stricken with the disorder.

Don't want the Zargon syndrome.

by Aridzona October 05, 2009

Friday Syndrome

When you have the urge to burst out in song singing "Friday", say phrases like we so excited in your vocabulary, say the word fun multiple times, act like captain obvious when its friday and you say yesterday was thursday, and your biggest life threatning problem is which seat you should take in your 13 year old friends convertable.

Sarah: We so excited because yesterday was thursday, and today is friday, and were gonna have fun fun fun fun because we going for a ride in my homeboys convertable even if I don't know which seat to take.

Ami: Fun Fun Fun Fun

Kylie: We so excited.

Tia: SHUT UP! You guys have an extreme case of friday syndrome.

by S monayyyyy!! March 26, 2011

Buny syndrome

Grouped on having issues because they only think about buny and anything that will make them be havers.

Person 1: I got buny syndrome. All I think about are buny.

Person 2: We should just keep talking shit and thinking about buny.
Person 1: your right! Its not like its a bad thing. My siblings are good. My nieces and nephew will be good. I don't have to watch them suffer!

Person 2: yeah. And if they are. We are still going to do it. Because we like it. And we don't believe in karma. Whatever that is.

by Thatswhatgettingcursedmean October 05, 2021

Towers Syndrome

A group of symptoms that consistently occur together or a condition characterized by a set of associated symptoms. Always spread from ONE PERSON(VJ) to another by direct or indirect contact.

Symptoms may include, But almost never:
Nausea
Irritability and short tempers
Hostility
Weird Boners
Homicidal impulses
Rapid loss of mental clarity
Amnesia
Kidney failure
Diarrhea
Muscle aching and weakness
Tingling or cramping in the legs
Inability to walk
Problems sleeping
Constipation
Impaired muscle formation
Erectile dysfunction
Temperature regulation problems
Nerve damage
Mental confusion
Liver damage and abnormalities
Neuropathy
Destruction of CoQ10, a vital nutrient for health

We must raise awareness of Towers Syndrome.

by Over_9k November 13, 2012

Warbucks Syndrome

Person who thinks they can buy the love, attention and respect of others. They constantly give money to worthless family members. These same worthless family members will talk shit about them if they don't get the money.

My husband has fuckin' (Warbucks Syndrome) everytime his crack head sister comes around...He gave her $50 again the other day!

by WhyteNegro65 February 19, 2011

Filter Syndrome

Term describing the phenomenon in which a band or artist releases a song or album that is a significant change in style from their previous works but ironically becomes one of their most popular hits, often to the dismay of already established fans.

The term itself derives from the industrial band Filter, whose song "Take a Picture," which departed from their hard rock/industrial sound with a more mellow ballad. The song became their most popular, peaking at #1 on Billboard's Hot Dance Music/Club Play chart.

Other examples of Filter Syndrome: Spin Doctors - "Two Princes";Sugar Ray - "Fly";Metallica - "Enter Sandman";"Weezer - "Beverly Hills"

That song wasn't like their old stuff, but it got so popular; talk about a case of Filter Syndrome.

by Oniraikou January 08, 2009