When you stick an almondjoy in your partner’s asshole and fuck it until it melts, then nut in it and siphon it out with a hershey’s squirt bottle (creating ganassche) and use it to glaze a chocolate cake.
“Yesterday was my whore sister Cindy’s birthday, so I fucked her ass with an almondjoy and made sure she got her little german chocolate hole.”
by Herpderpity May 12, 2025
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Get the german mug.Licking a girl's ass while her legs are on my shoulder and she is sucking/cleaning the floor with her mouth
by German128 October 6, 2025
Get the German Vacuum mug.On 18th December, the Germans lost the battle of Verdun, causing the French laugh and harass them. They CAN NOT fight back.
by Dubhlitus December 7, 2021
Get the Beat the Germans Day mug.A very small joint roach from a pinner doob, rolled by a sorry ass non smoker. (Only suitable for smoking in the shoe/hole if incarcerated.)
by Al Lee Gater November 30, 2017
Get the german roach mug.When a girl tells you she want's to do German Things; You probably should fill up before your date, as she want to eat what comes out of your dark passage (poop play)
Slutty Quagmire: Big Pete, Help! She Wants to do German Things! GERMAN THINGS!
Big Pete: What? No! He hasn't eaten anything in days! it's not going to work!
Big Pete: What? No! He hasn't eaten anything in days! it's not going to work!
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