This is were you get your female spouse to eat Taco Bell for breakfast, lunch, and dinner then you get her into the bed and you pop a whole box of laxatives in her mouth then you stick your dick into her ass and keep thrusting it in and out of her ass until she explodes shit all over your dick resembling the explosion of a landline
by Fucmehjerry November 10, 2017
by catwithrabies February 03, 2020
(Person 1) Can you climb the ladder and get on the roof?
(Fat guy) Aww nah i don't like climbing ladders.
(Person 1) Bloody Land Mullet
(Fat guy) Aww nah i don't like climbing ladders.
(Person 1) Bloody Land Mullet
by The linisher January 03, 2017
I mean, half of my rocket exploded trying to land it on Mun, and so my kerbals are now stuck there, but they're still alive, so i call that a successful landing.
The plane is wrecked, but everyone survived, so that was a successful landing.
The plane is wrecked, but everyone survived, so that was a successful landing.
by anuncertainsomeone March 19, 2022
by T Tree Climber August 01, 2021
Land fish is the opposite of a slut, as a land fish is fucking dry. It has more of a negative connotation as it can be used to describe someone who doesn’t get a lot of action, but on the other hand it’s hella hilarious.
by Maiskolbe April 21, 2019