I sliced myself a with a key

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I sliced myself a with a key

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

keys kid

A homeschool kid that claims they actually went to school even though they sat at home all day. they may think they are more intelligent than their normal counterparts, however, the only thing they have more of is social ineptitude

Omg did you see that keys kid? He was so awkward, right?

by epicstyleswag July 5, 2022

The Key Lime Pie

A homosexual activity where one male partner proceeds to ejaculate inside the other male partner's anal cavity, to which immediately after, pisses in the anal cavity to prevent STDs due to the acidity of the piss, much like the Cream Pie

Andres performed the Key Lime Pie to prevent STDs with his partner, Aaron

by FuckGoodGushyPussy69420 January 29, 2022

I Used To Jingle My Keys Stylistically For Consentual Pleasure Consentual For Stylistically Keys My Jingle To Used I

I Used To Jingle My Keys Stylistically For Consentual Pleasure Consentual For Stylistically Keys My Jingle To Used I

I Used To Jingle My Keys Stylistically For Consentual Pleasure Consentual For Stylistically Keys My Jingle To Used I

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 19, 2025

Chan Siu Kei

178cm 17 years old no dick

Chan Siu Kei is a DICKHEAD.

by Beorge. November 22, 2021

Key

When a person makes a blunder/mistake. Originates from the actions of a certain lovable bear like maid vtuber.

Oopsies, I did a key.

by NaotoSimpTheThird March 14, 2022

sienna keys

The most prettiest girl you have ever seen, with her big brown eyes and infectious freckles, her laugh is so beautiful that you smile when you hear it. she’s Pookie and is shy when you meet her but is crazy and kinda annoying when you get to know her

Person 1: damn who is that beautiful goddess

Me: that’s just sienna keys
Person 1: id hit

by LOVEYOU10000 December 29, 2023