shit im gonna run out of battery

what you say when your device is at 2% battery holy shit

jamie: "hey wanna chat?"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"

by grpo January 30, 2025

Fasho im good shawty

For sure I'm okay young lady

Her- you good?

Him- Fasho im good shawty

by White boy Mike July 07, 2021

im afraid

what you put before and after a correct statement.

loona ate wjsn up im afraid

by orbits September 01, 2022

im buying criminality

Representing a person as a transgender, femboy and / or furry with more than 12 pronouns and loves being a socialistic activist about their rights.

Hey bro, im buying criminality

by XDDD@#$@(#& September 25, 2021

Im the captain now

when you cum in her eyes and kick her legs in then shout I'm the captain now

Oi bitch im the captain nowwwwww

by africanman69 December 27, 2020

aww im sorry fam

when ur trying to be thirsty/a good friend but u can’t decide

B: my arm fell off and now my gf is cheating on me with my pastor
G: aww im sorry fam

by butimnotbitter February 10, 2018

Im goin to eaven

When someone is nutting in a can of Pringles and eating the Pringles at the same time

Person 1: “Im goin to eaven”
Person 2: dude, gross…

by TheKingOfUrbanDictionary August 22, 2023