David our lord

ACCEPT DAVID AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR. NOT DOING SO WILL CAUSE A GIANT COCK TO EMERGE OUT OF YOUR SHIT FILLED BODY. YOUR EXISTENCE IS FUTILE OTHERWISE, ACCEPT DAVID ZHU AS YOUR GOD AND LET HIM SINK INTO YOUR OTHERWISE CANCER FILLED HEART.

Praise our lord and savior, the mighty David Zhu.

one day David our Lord fought off hordes of one eyed pirate turtles and their rocket wheelchairs using only his bare fists, a allen key and a bag of walnuts. The hordes of pirate turtles were overwhelmed by our lords mighty power and they now bow down to him as their god.

John: I got a triple kill!
Bob: WOW! are you actual David?

by lolitsmejebafdsusdfa February 17, 2014

Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third

The bestest character from The Adventure Zone.

Person 1: Who is your favorite fantasy character?
Person 2 (me): Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third

by Your friendly neighborhood idi October 22, 2020

Dylan Lord

Deaf and like big toes up the bum. common phrase are "huh" "what" "what did you say". His biggest fear is jess

Dylan Lord Is cool

by Thefirstd1hater May 7, 2024

Deprexo The Vibe Lord

The OG Staff Of My Bizarre Mod Aka Bizarre Uprising, He's the Only Vibe Lord In the Game Now, Since His Vibe Brother, Bryson Left and never came back

Hey Guys, You have heard of this Guy Named Deprexo The Vibe Lordi?
Hes Pretty Chill Don't You agree?

by Deprexo January 28, 2021

sheet lord

A kid who is nothing but a piece of shit.

Tim: Man that Jacob kid sure is a sheet lord
Bill: Thats for sure

by Sheet Lord November 25, 2016

Lords Blade Ciaran

Oh, that elegant knight of Lord Gywn and the only knight out the four knights that was a woman. She just wants you to give her Artorias’s soul just so she can give him his dearest respects. But wait, it’s confirmed in her last dialogue that she has the feels for the man of steel. Even Gough knows of this and possibly she didn’t get her chance with him. Such a sad moment for the poor woman, but holy hell doesn’t she pack a punch at close range when she is angry at you.

“My.... dear... Artorias....”-Lords Blade Ciaran

by ItzSavNotSave March 12, 2021

Lord scrote

A person with a sizeable saggy and hairy scrotum

The woman during sexual intercourse called her partner lord scrote when giving a blowjob

by CEO of ant molestation October 13, 2020