Kentucky Cousins

Two first cousins that date each other.

I saw Jenna and Sam making out in the park last night. I thought they were cousins.

Yup, Kentucky cousins.

by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023

sesqui-first-cousin

1- Child of parent’s full sister and of other parent’s half-brother at the same time.
2- Child of parent’s full brother and of other parent’s half-sister at the same time.
3- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents and three grandparents in common.
4- Sesqui-cousin.
5- Sesqui-1C.

My sesqui-first-cousin is a good person.

by Peter12369 October 21, 2021

California cousin spit roast

This is when you go to California to visit your friends who you have known forever so you call each other "family", hence the cousin thing, when they actually are not related to you in any way so it’s NOT incest *don’t freak out* …so one thing leads to another and before you know it your gettin fuckin rammed deep by your "cousin" while sucking his homies dick. You’re welcome

I had such a good vacation, we had a California cousin spit roast

by Calicousin November 22, 2022

first step-cousin-pibling

1. The child of one's grandparent's stepsibling.
2. The stepchild of one's grandparent's sibling.
3. The child of one's stepgrandparent's sibling.

My first step-cousin-pibling is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Cousined

The act of categorizing someone as a distinct family although they are not.

"Guys you are practically family to me, I wish we could be Cousined together."
"You are part of the family now, you have been Cousined."

by Gary Nineteen 88 August 31, 2018

decuple-fourth-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and twenty great-great-great-grandparents in common.

Decuple-fourth-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

octuple-fourth-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and sixteen great-great-great-grandparents in common.

Octuple-fourth-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024