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Allen Key

A state of mind that can only be reached through the consumption of copious amounts of ketamine.

You may feel the urge to dismantle and reassemble IKEA furniture or adjust several bike seats with your head.
Person 1: "I am an Allen Key, put me back in the toolbox, babe"

Person 2 (Gandhi): "You need to stop taking horse tranquillisers my child, man is not meant to become small hand tools"

Person 1: "Pffft...whatever it's Allen Keyin' time, I'm boutta Allen Key all over this joint, I'm comin' for your sockets MOTHERLICKA!"
by GammonMuncher69 July 11, 2024
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silver key

A scrap metal hoard in a jungle, off the beaten path from a residential neighborhood.
I went bust when the authorities found the barrio's silver key in the jungle and said I had to remove it on the islandP.R.. I lost a ton of aluminum, stainless steel, (Tommy) copper, and almost lost the keys to the city as far as that is conerned. It was just materials. That's it and that all. Silver keys tone scraps in all shapes and sizes are recycled all the time. I paid my rent with the scap metal I recycled. I am so grateful for this damned silver key and the ability to crack a beer with it.
by Timmerman February 3, 2023
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elevator key crazy

A person who's degree of lunacy requires a special elevator key to access the asylum floor that they reside on.
The Joker's madness is so intense that he is considered an elevator key crazy due to the special asylum floor that is required to contain him.
by Dreudian February 8, 2023
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by Table 278 YT February 16, 2023
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Date, Graduation, And Keys <D.G.K.> At River`~`Bank

Date, Graduation, And Keys <D.G.K.> At River`~`Bank
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scroll lock key

A key that nobody uses and should be removed as well as the delete, end, port sync, page up/down, pause and insert key.
what the?!?!? you are actually using the scroll lock key? What a loser!
by a sponge called bob March 28, 2025
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Do Not Apply To Be A Key Holder At A Retail Store Because Of Angel Jose Robles Knowing The Meaning Of Their Name Is "'Hellstrom'" <Name`~`Choice>
Do Not Apply To Be A Key Holder At A Retail Store Because Of Angel Jose Robles Knowing The Meaning Of Their Name Is "'Hellstrom'" <Name`~`Choice>
by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
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