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Asheville Lunch Break

When someone gets a new job in Asheville but it pays less than $10 an hour and you have to deal with assholes tourists all day. They go on their lunch break on their first day but never come back.
Bro 1: "Dude congrats on the new job, how's first day going?"
Bro 2: "Dude that place is wak af, gotta deal with assholes all day and I'm getting paid shit. I'm gonna take an Asheville Lunch Break, fuck this place!"
by smolkar306 May 28, 2019
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break-up brain

Break-up brain is a situation in which occurs when have just broken up with your romantic partner or significant other after a long term relationship. A person suffering from break-up brain suddenly finds every person around them attractive and has multiple concurrent crushes right after a break-up.
Ever since Maria broke up with her high school boyfriend of 2 years, she had a serious case of break-up brain - she suddenly finds everyone attractive!
by Kay97 November 30, 2016
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breaking your ovaries

Well...woman don't have balls, so the term is analogous by gender to the phrase breaking your balls for men. Because women definitely need some ovary breaking I think you would agree.
I don't really have to take a shit honey...I was just breaking your ovaries. So keep sucking my cock.
by surfdog May 27, 2016
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Breaking Comment Virginity

verb To be the first one to comment on a picture/video/status on a social networking website.

Usually people want to be the first person to comment on something that they know will soon have a bunch of comments.
"Friend 1: Hey Friend 2! Did you see that picture that Jen put up of her ass in a thong?

Friend 2: Yeah, she just put it up a few minutes ago. I think I'm going to post something, breaking comment virginity on that picture!"

Luke: Nobody posted on your status that you put up an hour ago. I think ill say something and break the comment virginity.

Obi-Wan: Thanks bro
by Lanceapaluza December 1, 2011
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crush heart break

When you have a crush on someone and they break your heart by:
•playing you
•ignoring you

It can also occur when your crush has a girlfriend or boyfriend or is interested in someone else.
by Fingerleaf October 5, 2016
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The Breaking Bad method

The act of inviting a girl into your home to get laid by watching Breaking Bad. Step 1: watching the 1st episode. Step 2: about 20 mintues into the 2nd episode, move closer to her. Step 3: once the 3rd episode starts, insert your penis into her vagina. Your welcome.
Wow dude! I just pulled of the Breaking Bad method last Light! She was totally blown away!
by Joseph the smartass February 8, 2018
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break my pockets

how someone would react when the price of something turns out to be way more than you anticipated.
Dude 1- Damn they clean, much they cost?

Dude 2- Yeah bro, you can have these kicks for $285.

Dude 1- You crazy? You tryna break my pockets? I ain’t got money like that!
by i ain’t got no bread May 13, 2021
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