bag hag

noun.
1. female who owns too many hand bags/purses/totes etc.
2. like a shoe whore but obsessed with hand bags

On the VH1's Fabulous Life of Lindsay Lohan, it was confirmed that Lindsay is an official bag hag.

by Bag Hag August 26, 2005

lolly bags

Australian term for briefs, Speedo bathers or any other skimpy men's underwear that makes the wearer's package look like a bag of mixed lollies. Bad news for unfortunate witnesses.

Other useful terms are tighty whities, budgie smugglers (awesome mental picture that) and banana hammock.

Lolly bags: see above. Do I need to draw you a picture??!!

by Choda Boy 57 August 24, 2006

bag of asses

what the black scented markers smell like, according to mr. dane cook.

"the black marker always smelled like an asshole. *sniff* wtf is that? *sniff* that is a bag of asses!"

by kkkkkkkkfffffffffffffffffff August 26, 2006

Bag of Dirt

Tim Lanehart of San Francisco, CA.

Tim is an epic bag of dirt.

by An observer of dirtbags November 13, 2012

s.t.d.s bag

a person who has over 5 sexualy transmitted diseases, and still wants more dick/pussy for free

Sam, in oxnard, is a fucking s.t.d.s. bag

by with honors August 5, 2004

my bag

An African-American phrase widely used in the midwest (circa '60-'70) usually meaning to take full responsibility for an incident or action. To apologize for a mistake.

Damn, man...my fault...my bag...you making me feel bad now...

by e-dub70 August 28, 2010

V bag

when a woman repeatedly dips her V (vagina) on the mans face.. much like a T bag.. gets the name V bag from the fact that the womans vagina is shaped like an upside down V.. mostly used in the gaming community for female players.

You finally kill the person that is working you over in game.. so run over and V bag the heck outta him..

by skurbmel February 14, 2007