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Peppa pig has aids

Peppa, a popular children’s cartoon character is diagnosed with the deadly disease known as aids . After failing to reach the targeted goal with her gofundme page, peppa fought her disease with substance abuse which led her to have a cocaine addiction which later would contribute to her severe ptsd in which she snorts uncontrollably.
Greg : yoo peppa was the shit back then

Lawrence: nahh man peppa pig has aids , her body was big but her limbs were skinny, that’s aids dude

Greg: my childhood will never be the same again , thank you for telling me
by Redneck Blackman April 7, 2021
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aids infected cum bubble

A person that gets on your nerves, I.e. A douche bag queer that won't get off your nuts, so you call them an aids infected cum bubble so they will get off your jock. The ultimate comeback for all those anoying "yo mamma" jokes.
Jimmie keeps swingin' from my nuts dawg, dat bitch is a aids infected cum bubble!
by Razer Blade neck cutta November 17, 2009
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On my kool-aid

a girl is on her period
boy:YOu wanna have sex?
Grl:Naaaa I cant Im on my Kool-aid
by Mally_C. October 8, 2008
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Band-aid Break-up

The broads and blokes who perfected this art are notorious for breaking up with you so fast, you don't even know what happened...like the ripping off of a band-aid. This no-nonsense approach stings everytime, but it sure beats dancing around the issue for a few days.

You thought you were going to enjoy a lovely afternoon of sushi and sailing. Wrong. Before you can pull the chopsticks out, you realize your eyes are brimming with tears and then you hear, "Check please."
Your Friend: Hey, why are you back so early? Weren't you supposed to go out for putt-putt golf and a movie?

You: Umm, that's what I thought. Instead, it was a band-aid break-up. Right before the 4th hole, she just spun around and told me she doesn't see a future for us.

Your Friend: Ouch. Wanna do some shots?
by R. Rhys January 2, 2010
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gona-herpa-syphi-aids

1: Having a variable rainbow of sexually transmitted diseases. 2: Slut
Sally is such a slut, i bet that she has gona-herpa-syphi-aids!
by Ken Kearns January 24, 2008
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Pass tha kool aid

This phrase, meaning the sharing of wealth, is primarily used amoung young african americans.
Hey gangsta, didya get yo government cheese today? Pass tha kool aid, nigga.
by Rustin1 May 21, 2008
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Mexican first aid kit

A mexican first aid kit is composed of a 5th of tequila ,vicks vapor rub,and a virgin mary candle.
Wow a pharmacy next to a liquor store two perfect places to create the ideal Mexican first aid kit
by Willsituate42 November 6, 2017
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