Fake Poon Landing

When someone brags about sleeping with a girl when they haven't

"Yo Dave i totally shagged Diane last night".

"Nah Dave, she's away on holiday mate, I call bullshit on your fake poon landing"

by nav's mum March 24, 2017

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La La Land pass

La La Land pass is what you give to a person that has wronged you in the past but not out of malice or devilry. It’s just that what was best for him/her at the moment was not the best for the two of you. And that you understand. And that it is okay. And that you two need not to dwell on the subject any longer.

Wrong-doer: You know... I always... wanted to say... you know... about that time—
Pass-giver: It’s alright. I will give you the La La Land pass.

by Only good at Rififi November 8, 2017

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Land mine

This is were you get your female spouse to eat Taco Bell for breakfast, lunch, and dinner then you get her into the bed and you pop a whole box of laxatives in her mouth then you stick your dick into her ass and keep thrusting it in and out of her ass until she explodes shit all over your dick resembling the explosion of a landline

Dude that Land mine gave me stank dick for weeks

by Fucmehjerry April 20, 2018

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La La Land

Originally from the 2017 Academy Awards Oscar, La La Land means that something turns out to be different from what you think or from what you already heard. It could also be used like "kidding" "hooked".

Are you La La Landing me?
I was La La Landed by the 2017 Academy Awards Oscar.

by CJVIV February 26, 2017

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