First

Something people say on a video even if they aren't actually the first.

Guy 1: Lmao im first!
Guy 2:No i am!
Guy 3:I WAS HERE BEFORE ALL OF YOU SHITFARTS!
Guy 4:oh hey guys

by Junderlel December 27, 2020

First

a word people comment when they get a notification from their favorite youtuber

PewDiePie has uploaded a video

oMg fIrSt

by randomdefiner420 August 10, 2020

<.7.9.7.6.>Primary Language Is Spanish, Left Eye Is Clairvoyant, FIrst Language Is English, Right Eye Is Psychic<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Primary Language Is Spanish, Left Eye Is Clairvoyant, FIrst Language Is English, Right Eye Is Psychic<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Primary Language Is Spanish, Left Eye Is Clairvoyant, FIrst Language Is English, Right Eye Is Psychic<.7.9.7.6.>

by AnudaJaniceRobles June 14, 2025

first great-cousin-nibling

First cousin's grandchild.

My first great-cousin-nibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Incest (The I Do It Myself Back Smacks): The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Incest (The I Do It Myself Back Smacks): The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 02, 2025

Un Centimetro: The First Graphite Stunt

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Arr you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Un Centimetro: The First Graphite Stunt

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025