Hot Wood Jamboree

When shit blasts out of your anus at an incredibly horrifying rate.

Eve: “Where the hell were you, Adam?”
Adam: “I had a Hot Wood Jamboree. Toilet’s gone

by Alphabetical Courier February 12, 2018

Elle Woods Test

Would you stake your life on the reliability of your results? A test of collected data such that the person who collected the data believes so strongly in the validity of the data that they would stake their life on the accuracy of the data.

"I'm sure this rope is strong enough."
"Does your data pass the Elle woods test?"

by completely legit October 28, 2022

wood-hood

A place where cows and fields are plentiful, the most un-hood place on this planet

You been cow tippin in the wood-hood before?

by Eric moss January 14, 2007

put the wood to

Have sex with

He put the wood to her.

by Kaefral June 30, 2016

sawing wood

a common household euphemism for wiping windows in a vigorous counterclockwise motion

Eli and Peyton both developed an affinity for sawing wood at a young age, at the behest of their father, a well respected practitioner of the wood-sawing arts.

by Benjamin Franklin Gates January 17, 2008

wish a nigga woods

Where the "don't mess with" niggas live. If you mess with a nigga (especially a nigga from footlocker) you would be approached by a bigger nigga. Fuck with that bigger nigga, .....................Just don't mess with niggas from the Wish A Nigga Woods

Man: oh. So you think you're going to bring all you little friends and jump me Kevin, well I'm from a little town called whoop ass.

Bigger Nigga . "Well I'm from a little town called Wish A Nigga Woods."

by Ariferrari401 April 6, 2015

Dick's Sporting Wood

Giant retailer of condoms and other sexual enhancement products.

Joff: My girlfriend is coming into town this weekend. I can't wait to give her the balogna pony. I need to pick up a 12 pack of condoms.

LL: I heard Dick's Sporting Wood is having a blow-out sale on condoms and viagra this weekend.

Joff: Awesome! Do you need me to pick you up anything while I'm there?

LL: Yes, can you get me some of that Black Magic? I plan on getting some poontang of my own!

by joff leff December 28, 2011