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Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.
by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016
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Seize her holy lands

The act of fucking her in the holy land. Otherwise known as that dank pussy.
What is on your agenda today?
I am about to seize her holy lands
by Thundercuntblaster October 25, 2016
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i work on the land

by Farmer……….sheep June 21, 2021
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crash land

verb. to urgently or uncontrollably begin shitting after one's pants are down and one has begun to descend to sit on the toilet but before one's butt cheeks have touched down on the toilet seat.
Sorry I'm late, I had to crash land after eating a gas station burrito.
by iwreckbathrooms April 10, 2022
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Horrible landing

A landing over 260 FPM in a aircraft. Where the landing gear hit's the ground hard and the nose landing gear comes down fast
Ohh god Qantas Flight 67 Just did a Horrible Landing
by Just a Fellow Sim Pilot October 31, 2022
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La La Land

Someone who is out of touch with reality as in being in their own world.

Someone unaware of their surroundings, either due to lack of intelligence or simply because they are sleeping.

Examples of people like this are, Forest Gump, Kimchee, Weish on night and day shift, and so on.
People also tend to go to La La Land in Macs basement, so be careful of your surroundings.
DAMA was not aware of what La La Land was because he himself was in La La Land.
by Truthdefined2020 April 18, 2020
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No man’s land

On a male body, the space between the testicles and the anus. Also known as taint.
“Wow! He has a pretty big no man’s land. It’s so stinky and vial.”
by Frootsmoothie October 5, 2021
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