Ghetto Race

Ghetto race is an extreme sport
Where you race through a ghetto with a kkk mask on yelling racial slurs trying not to die

Joe: NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*Shots*
Pete: how was the ghetto race
Joe: Well i ran through a ghetto yelling racist stuff and survived, so well i guess

by Nibjit December 11, 2019

Drag Race

When you light a cigarette and then have to finish it quickly

"Shit the bus is coming and I just lit a cigarette"

"Just drag race it!"

by abearrr January 17, 2014

Race relations

Race relations seemed better and less divided a few years ago, back when the Confederate statues were still around. At least back then, even if they argued at times, they were still talking points. Now that the statues aren't there people are expected to forget history, change, and compromise. That won't make anything better. Before the statues were removed people said they were divisive, but race relations seemed to do well. Now that they've been removed, people really are more divided.

Race relations don't improve if people don't get to discuss history from all angles, even the unpopular (unprofitable) ones. As long as one group wants another group to change, forget, or compromise, things aren't going to get better, they're going to keep getting worse. Sometimes (actually many times throughout history) things were already as good as they were going to get, then people were people (doing anything to get what they want, as people do), and they still wanted change, and they thought they could do better, and they all fucked it all up. They were all part of the problem, since everyone is.

by Solid Mantis November 11, 2020

Rocket Racing

The best fortnite mode that Fortnite killed

People pretend to like it

Timmy: "Rocket Racing is the best mode!"

Me: It sure is. It sure is

by Shawarma muncher June 26, 2025

escape the rat race

Escaping the hell of mediocrity.

My dad always told me very few people escape the rat race.

by thankusho January 6, 2025

SUPER SONIC RACING!

an absolute banger composed by Richard Jacques and song by Teresa Jane Davis for Sonic the hedgehog's 1997 racing game; Sonic R

EVERYBODY SUPER SONIC RACING!

TRY TO KEEP YOUR FEET RIGHT ON THE GROUND!
WHEN YOU'RE SUPER SONIC RACING
THERE'S NO TIME TO LOOK AROUND!

WE'RE JUST SUPER SONIC RACING

RUN TO THE POINT OF NO RETURN
EVERYBODY SUPER SONIC RACING
COME ON, LET THE FIRE BURN!!!

by Catjj November 27, 2022

Smoosh Race

A multiple team event held in northern states in which four participants strap themselves onto 2x4s and attempt to travel 25 yards, swing around a barrel, and be the first team to make it back the 25 yards to the start/finish line.

Performed in similar form to cross-country skiing

Lena: "Ole, did ya here about the Smoosh Race this weekend?"

Ole: "Oh yeah, ya betcha. Should be a good time to down a couple beers before the Packers play."

by NorhternRedneck January 6, 2012