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Devil’s Washing Machine

The sex move of shoving an arm coated in atomic hot sauce up your partner’s anus and turning your arm 90 degrees back and forth at a rapid pace.
“Bro, this girl last night asked for a Devil’s Washing machine, I was so excited!”
by milesmorales August 22, 2025
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A jellyfish sex with Horse salt Vs. starburst inside a coffee machine.
"Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine." "Sorry guys, my brain doesn't feel good." - Soup from the Goons
by The Ultimate Gooner August 31, 2025
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Machine of Death

A machine that tells how you’re gonna die, usually ironically.
Hey did you see my death card from the Machine of Death?
by Pseudonymoushits June 24, 2023
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Simple Machine

by Eddy375623 January 16, 2019
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Captain Machine

a bozo who has the IQ of a peanut and cant seal the deal.
He thinks hes a good wrestler but in the end hes just a lame ass bum who took steriods to win. Captain Stretchy is the real champ. I am not Captain Stretchy
Hey you just killed a cute kitty. Good one Captain Machine!
by Captain Midget May 14, 2006
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take the machine

to look information up using a computer (for instance the internet)
I didn't know your address so I took the machine.

We need directions to the store. Can you take the machine?

Take the machine to find a map so we can find our way around Salzburg.
by Pajek April 27, 2006
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fog machine

the action of putting a vape in someones asshole and taking a hit, then removing the vape and blowing the cloud into the persons asshole
dude i gave mary a fog machine
by ianbetts.org.uk November 22, 2021
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