by Come out from under the land September 24, 2023

- I scored low on my SAT. I guess I should have studied to get a good score.
- No sh*t. Man lands on moon.
- No sh*t. Man lands on moon.
by ItsHanSolo March 15, 2022

by KSB_in_sd January 20, 2025

(Person 1) Can you climb the ladder and get on the roof?
(Fat guy) Aww nah i don't like climbing ladders.
(Person 1) Bloody Land Mullet
(Fat guy) Aww nah i don't like climbing ladders.
(Person 1) Bloody Land Mullet
by The linisher January 2, 2017

verb. to urgently or uncontrollably begin shitting after one's pants are down and one has begun to descend to sit on the toilet but before one's butt cheeks have touched down on the toilet seat.
by iwreckbathrooms April 10, 2022

The process of taking credit for projects and/or creating new projects in a company that is on the brink of lay offs to make sure your boss knows you are not dispensible.
Sandra knew she was on the chopping block for the next round of layoffs so she started land grabbing to create a perception of a full workload.
by 123jess123 December 20, 2008
