"and then my cousin got murdered..."

The new phrase that one should say to spice up a lame story instead of "And then I found five dollars."

Originated from an entry on www.fmylife.com where a person said "My girlfriend was having a really bad day, so I said 'I'm sure you will get over it soon.' To which she responded 'My cousin got murdered today.' Fml."

A sure fire way to make your lame stories exciting.

Carson: "I was walking along the street and I noticed my shoe was untied and..."
Tim: "Is this story going any where?"
Carson: "Yes! Like I said, I was walking along the street and I noticed my shoe was untied "and then my cousin got murdered..."
Tim: "Holy shit! Tell me more!?"

by Marilyn Beale April 28, 2009

You got your C

When someone is acting like a total bitch/cuntbag/whore. You tell them that they have earned their "C". If they procede to keep acting in the same manner then they will earn the subsequent letters. The final word will be Carrie. It's like a game of Horse. But instead of missed baskets, it is acts of complete unearned Cunt-ness.

Laurie, why the hell did you just bust me out about not eating your mom's cookies? You got your C.

by Sublime0901 January 19, 2009

Got That Drip

Got That Drip means you are in possession of alcahol and who ever you say it to you are willing yo share it with.

Dave : mans got that drip you know FAM

Si: yea sure bro meet you in 20

by Quiphybantgople December 31, 2016

Monkeys got a nose bleed

Whilst a woman is on her period, the vagina looks as if a monkey ((if hairy)) is bleeding from the nose,

Peter: its that time of the month again
john: Piss up round dave's?
Peter: No, Monkeys got a nose bleed

by The One That Knows Everything October 2, 2009

got your poop in a group

Get your shit together

I hope you've got your poop in a group before that final.

by txtw January 27, 2014

I GOT MILK, BABY

I got milk is not just a saying, it is a way of life. you drink your milk so you can kick the living shit out of everyone because of it and you wan't to let them know in the worst way possible

When everyone doubts you and no one respects you.fuck them and remind them you got milk baby

Popularized by punch drunk idiot james toney after beating evander holleyfield

"Get that weak shit out of here...don't you know?... I GOT MILK!?"

"god damn that guy has balls....he's got milk!"

Chickenhead: Why are you so good at sex relations?
Me: well dirty hoe, I Got MILK, Baby!

by The dairy balls March 22, 2010

you got the best of me

To show a side or a feeling that you have not shown to anyone except for that certain person

Boy: Why do you like me?
Girl: I haven’t had this feeling in a long time, You got the best of me

by MysticRain February 19, 2018