the italian cousin

When having sex in a college dorm, right before the man finishes, he pulls out and skeets on the roommate whether she is sleeping or not.

Janet's room is so small that I can try the Italian cousin on barb.

by SHEEPSKILL December 3, 2017

great-great-great-cousin-uncle

Great-great-grandparent's male first cousin.

My great-great-great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

sesqui-great-cousin-uncle

Son of their great-grandparent’s half-sibling with the other great-grandparent’s full sibling.

My sesqui-great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

septuple-third-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and fourteen great-great-grandparents in common.

Septuple-third-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

Cousin

A person who is odd, not really here and seems off in everything they do. Also seems clueless to our world.

“She’s such a cousin by how she started singing this girl is on fire and said it was by Adele.”

by Dopeassoap September 27, 2018

Your cousin a dyke

A phrase that has to be used as a last resort, as it is extremely dangerous. The insult to end all lower insults like "your mom gay" and "your granny tranny".

John: your mum gay
Carl: QUIET
John: ha, your granny granny
Carl: your cousin a dyke

Nothing more is heard as the very fibre of the universe is rended apart and Kermit the frog gets reborn as a large giant powerpuff Elmo.

by xynoxis May 12, 2018

great-great-great-cousin-nibling

First cousin's great-great-grandson.

My great-great-great-cousin-nibling is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019