Toilet Paper

A tool sent by God in order for us inferior human beings to wipe our asses.

"Yo, did you get enough toilet paper for these weeks. It's getting very expensive because of the Corona Virus"

"Nah, you can wipe my ass with your tongue"

by ToiletPaperUser March 27, 2020

Rough Paper Route

Someone who hasn't aged well.

"They're only in their mid 20s, but had a rough paper route."

by Jarmaug July 14, 2022

Scissor, Paper, Scomo.

Like a game of scissor, paper, rock but with a new hand gesture of Scomo comes to play. The Scomo just grabs the other players hand and tries to shake it without the other players consent, when the other player voices an opinion the person that plays the Scomo just walks away.

Named after Scott Morrison the Australian prime minister who during the bushfire crisis in Australia was forcefully shaking hands with upset bushfire victims without their consent for media purposes.

What's Morrison up to on the Tv? Looks like he’s playing Scissor, Paper, Scomo. again.

by Bushcomberbrown January 31, 2020

Ultimate Rock-Paper-Scissors

A new, extreme twist on the classic game "Rock-Paper-Scissors". You play by doing the normal "R-P-S" hand movement, and saying "rock, paper, scissors..." - except you have the option of naming one epic person, item, event...pretty much one epic anything. Whichever person has the most epic choice wins. Games may go on forever, and there are next to no limits on what a person my choose from.

If two peoples' choices are equally epic, then a rematch between the two may be played.

Example 'A' of "Ultimate Rock-Paper-Scissors":

Group: "Rock, paper, scissors-"
Tommy: "AIDS!"
Angelica: "Date rape!"
Suzie: "Kanye West!"
---Suzie would technically win for the mention of Kanye West, but Angelica wins for her option "date rape"- which, yes, is horrible...but really, what beats date rape?

Example 'B' of "Ultimate Rock-Paper-Scissors":

Group: "Rock, paper, scissors-"
Morgan: "Jesus Christ!"
Harrison: "Morgan Freeman!"
Sylvester: "ADRIAAAN!!!"
---In this case, Morgan and Harrison would have a rematch, and Sylvester would be disqualified.

by DizzaleTheWhale November 4, 2009

toilet paper hat

a toilet paper hat

That's a mighty fine toilet paper hat, Ted.

by poobert January 15, 2003

brown paper bag

when a girl has a great body and an ok face so you just want to put a bag over her head and f**k her. only players do this, or even think about this.

wow! look at maddy...mmmm. brown paper bag her

by maddy stepnoski June 11, 2009

Ranger Paper

The one sheet of toilet paper issued in a US Military MREs (Meals Ready to Eat). When you take a shit you push the paper over your strong hand index finger then wipe your ass with your finger. After wiping take pull the paper off your finger to clean it.

After a cold Beans and Franks MRE I had to take a runny shit. Thankfully I had not thrown away my Ranger Paper.

by take's a lick'n September 19, 2009