The jumping hippo is when a fat bitch rides you with the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl. This is a very dangerous maneuver because you might snap your dick or break your pelvis.
Guy 1: Yo, I was with this fat bitch and she did the jumping hippo
Guy 2: Bro, are you okay?
Guy 1: Nah, my dick went 90 fucking degrees and it's stuck like that.
Guy 2: Oh shit.
Guy 2: Bro, are you okay?
Guy 1: Nah, my dick went 90 fucking degrees and it's stuck like that.
Guy 2: Oh shit.
by A glazed donut November 11, 2017
The act of ballistically shooting an amphibian infantry fighting vehicle over long distances in Battlefield 4.
"Hey, dude! Let's do a LAV jump/hop to C and land that thing on top of the roof, get some C4."
"Ok, sure. I sure do love LAV hopping."
"Ok, sure. I sure do love LAV hopping."
by bjorm February 23, 2019
Imagine holding your hands out to boost someone over a wall, now replace those hands with the flappiest pussy you have ever seen, using the pussy to hold your foot and boost someone up in the air.
by CheesyKnobs December 27, 2018
"Yo GF when we hit up the clubs in the NYC you know I am likely going to be jumping the D in the hotel suite after the clubs close!"
by The Erie Legend February 06, 2014
by dirty_dog_farmer February 04, 2015
When usually a very bad person gets to your dead body, he/she/them start jumping over your body
Thinking that they hurt the enemy this way, while it really makes them embarrassing themselves
Thinking that they hurt the enemy this way, while it really makes them embarrassing themselves
by bambu February 08, 2014