A mix of a John aka somone who pays for sex and thug aka a gangster or sketchy person. So basically a gangster who pays a lady of the evening.
by Johnny Starlight December 25, 2025
Get the Johnathug mug.A posh wank, wherein a woman jerks you off whilst wearing an inverted ribbed condom (for your pleasure), and after ejaculation, she presents you with a cigarette and lights it for you.
Friend: "What did you get up to last night?"
Me: "Felt like like having a wank, so I got a bird over to give me a Posh Jonathon cos I was feelin' fancy."
"I didn't think the date was going anywhere, but I dropped her home and she gave me a Posh Jonathon so clearly it was better than expected."
Me: "Felt like like having a wank, so I got a bird over to give me a Posh Jonathon cos I was feelin' fancy."
"I didn't think the date was going anywhere, but I dropped her home and she gave me a Posh Jonathon so clearly it was better than expected."
by qönathynn June 5, 2022
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much like a virus or a parasite, this effect gives aids like symptoms to everyone in a quarter mile radius as well as severe depression
tommy: d'you hear what happened to earl?
mike: yeah, hes only got so long to live now that he has the jonatan effect
mike: yeah, hes only got so long to live now that he has the jonatan effect
by kdsrches March 3, 2023
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