internet clap

One or more computer virus infestations resulting from visiting questionable web-sites, especially porn sites.

"I can't finish this presentation, I've come down with internet clap and now I can only surf pop-ups."

by Coma, the Doof Warrior January 3, 2020

Connected, No Internet

One of the most annoying things to happen when connecting to wifi.

Bob "Aight, been a long day let's watch something on my laptop"
Connected, No Internet
Bob "I hate my life"

by Blob the Gamer March 25, 2021

internet chef

A lazy fat bastard who always post rant comments on every non-Gordon Ramsay cooking Youtube videos about the lack of seasoning where in reality it is well-seasoned, incorrect way of chopping onions etc.., or simply they spot and find insignificant mistakes and then proceeds to rant about it. They gain their culinary knowledge by watching Gordon Ramsay videos (mostly on Hells Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares) and believes that Ramsay is the only best-of-all chef and noboby can beat him.

John: *watching cooking video* What a bloody fucker, he overcook the pork by 1 second *proceeds to rant*.....*screams autistically*

Fred: *sitting besides John* Why the fuck you screaming asshole

John: Oh yeah?.... this loser chef in the video cant even cook and calls himself a chef? Imma even a better chef than this twat!!!

Fred: lmao you retarded, you cant even cook bruh...... lmao lmao you always relied on mcdonalds you fucking internet chef

by fakeBanan April 14, 2019

Internet Comment

FUCKING. INSANITY.

I wanted to commit seppuku after reading that internet comment.

by JohnDickington July 11, 2022

Internet learning

The process of learning everything from the Internet, be it through video, website, or text. you can achieve incredible speeds of learning anything you want to through the Internet, thereby maxing out every skill known to the human species to the max.

friend: I just achieved Internet learning and learned massage therapy, martial arts, how to be a ninja, plumbing, how to fix a crashed computer advertised my own website design business on craigslist and learned how to give any woman I desire an orgasm!

Second friend: Dude, Internet learning totally rocks, I think I'll try it!

by darkninja445 July 14, 2013

Internet Explorer

A app that’s always preinstalled on those damn PCs. They advertise it as a tool for browsing, but Microsoft doesn’t want you to know it’s a tool for downloading the latest version of the BALL-KICKING Mozilla Firefox.

Gary: What browser do you use?
Quince: “Firefox, but did you hear about Internet Explorer? It’s the best browser for downloading other browsers like Firefox!
Gary: NO WAY! I’ll be sure to check it out!

by WHY ARE THERE NO PSEUDONYMS RE November 23, 2020

Battle for the Internet

A recent war between the RIAA and MPAA and the entire rest of the intelligent population of America. Piracy was to be fought with the two bills SOPA and PIPA, which would effectively censor the Internet by taking down websites that are accused of copyright infringement, whether or not the website actually engaged in it. The battle resulted in victory for the Internet after thousands of popular websites blacked out on January 18, 2012, SOPA and PIPA were dropped.

How the Battle for the Internet started:
RIAA: "We're going to pass these bills so you don't steal our crap anymore."
Public: "No! These bills kill the Internet! It's a direct violation of the 1st Amendment!"
RIAA: "Fuck the 1st amendment! You guys are way too stupid to have your own opinion!"
Gandalf: (about SOPA/PIPA) "YOU SHALL NOT PASS"

by Powermad80 February 24, 2012