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noah man

yo last nigh she had a Noah man !!!
by YvngMvnkey Savage December 13, 2016
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Noah

Noah is the boy who you adore with your whole heart. He’s smart, kind, and especially attractive. He may be a little weird, but his weird side will always be your favorite. Once Noah walks into your life, you’ll struggle to get him off your mind. He’s popular but he doesn’t know it. He’s attractive but he doesn’t see that side of him. Noah is the boy you someday, will fall in love with.

(for u konezy <3)
by dani-the-lover-girl<3 November 4, 2025
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Noah

HIS DICK IS HUGE AND HE STARES AT HIS GIRLFRIENDS ASS
Noah his dick is huge and he stares at his girlfriends ass
by Maggdoggie May 5, 2020
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Noah

Noah is the guy with a birth defect on his face that is also a wireless bluetooth connection that he can use to communicate with other people with the same birth defect. It is also infact good luck and helps him whenever he needs his luck! (the birth defect is his dimples)
Luke: Hey that guy is communicating with that girl without speaking

Mike: Woah he's definitely a Noah.
by Written by Krls :) November 24, 2023
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Noah

/ˈˌnōə/
name

1) A very weird human being (if he's human at all). He is the kind of guy who eats plastic fruit and keeps a raccoon that he found in the driveway eating broken glass as a pet. Noah likes to look at himself in the mirror with women's clothes on... creepy... He also tries to get women by bragging about how many gallons of raw eggs he can down in 20 minutes. He's a demon on the dance floor, though. This man invented the Double-Fidget-Spinner-Hoverboard-Airhorn-360-Noscope-Dabbing-Backflip-Whip. Seriously.

verb

1) to try to dab while riding your pet dog like a horse.

2) to be an overall terrible human being.
1) Did you see Noah eat that butterfly? Creepy.

2) Dude, don't go all Noah on us
by PseudonymSid December 27, 2017
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Noah is a piece of shit and a dumbass that gets no bitches. Noah will also commonly cause people to dry heave.
Person: oh look there’s Noah!
Literally everyone: *gags*
by #1NoahHater October 15, 2025
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noah adler

A fine lad that is into sailing and who’s instagram is @noahadler.
( he is also very sensible and hot).
Wow you should really follow Noah Adler on Instagram ( @noahradler).
by The yeet factory January 25, 2019
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