Nigerian Coat hanger

The act of sitting on top of someone's face like a perched gargoyle with your feet and balls in their mouth at the same time.

Gurt: Me and my girl usually get pretty freaky. Last night i gave her a Nigerian Coat Hanger.

J. Epstein: You make me sick.

by Kiddnaps December 26, 2025

Man's not fighting demons, he's fighting closet hangers.

Combines to the common saying of "being in the closet" meaning to be non-publicly queer and fighting demons.

Person 1:"I came out and my friend said: 'We all have those thoughts, we just gotta fight them'"

Person 2:"Man's not fighting demons, he's fighting closet hangers."

by KubaKaktus April 22, 2023