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Cousin

Someone very hot that you should TOTALLY FUCK RIGHT NOW
Person 1: Heyy Generic cousin name, you lookin MIGHT fine today ;)
Person 2 (Presumable Cousin): Ummm I have a boyfriend, also we are cousins that's gross
Person 1: Even better ;) (Proceeds to strip naked, rips off cousins clothes and starts to fuck her)
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! RAPE! RAPE! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
by CousinFricker420 March 31, 2022
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Step Cousin

The half sibling(mother or fathers side) of your half sibling (mother or father side)
My Brother and I have different dads. I call his sister on his dad's side my step cousin
by britscogifts22@gmail.com October 7, 2022
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second-cousin-twice-removed

1- Grandparent's second-cousin.
2- Second-cousin's grandchild.
My second-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
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ella cousins

best person ever. she is A HOTTIE and always will be. shes just so QuiRKy and different lolololol. She is always ready to stab anyone and bury their limbs in a flower pot. if you are here so you can find her a gift get her DINAMITE DORITOSSS. ella cousins is cool so... tell her shes awesome cause she is.
by boompowgunman December 8, 2021
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half-great-cousin-nephew

My half-great-cousin-nephew is a good person.
by Gtopql November 23, 2019
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Cousin

Someone who always gets on your nevers, in your beeswax and likes to get the fair share in everything.

OR

Someone you can always trust and is not a snitch. Can be hella lit sometimes.
First example: Bro, I was trying to go to this hella lit Halloween party but my dumb ass cousin had to tag along.

Second: He's coming to the party with me Stacey not you he is my cousin.
by Litlikeachristmas tree June 23, 2017
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half-first cousin-nibling

Half-first cousin's child.
My half-first cousin-nibling is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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