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make my teeth itch

This is a term that is used to describe when someone or something is so offensive or foul that they make your teeth itch. Would be similar to someone making your skin crawl. Only worse. If you don’t think this is a real saying then you’re making my teeth itch.
Hey Dave, did you see that announcement Boris Johnson made about the party at Downing Street?

“That cunt does nothing but make my teeth itch every time he opens his mouth…”
by LittleBARON February 11, 2022
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cum in my asshole daddy

someone who has no cock
cum in my asshole daddy is sexy
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ouch my balls hurt

A quick, stylish, and swag way to let your friends know it is time to go only if you told them in advanced what it means.
Guy: uh oh Ouch my balls hurt
Guy 2: alright time to go
Guy 3: time to head out
Guy 4: on my way out
by Skesi hater 89 November 11, 2020
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My Asshole Burns Moment

A state of mental disarray and confusion in which leads to the ignition and continuous pain of the rectum causing it to swell and irritate making you question life as a whole.
My asshole burns bruh *beat boxing commences.*

I was drifting off and that made me question the meaning of life. That was a my asshole burns moment.
by ArrowQuill December 18, 2020
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Poop on my little Dog

When u bored and u just gotta go. Okay, first of all tell me why you searched this? Are you extremly lonely and bored like just why.
by poop guy 2345 February 22, 2021
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USPS Crashed Into My House

The term USPS Crashed Into My House, aka UCIMH is a term most used for when a USPS (United States Postal Service) truck crashes into your home/apartment.
JESUS WHAT THE FUCK USPS CRASHED INTO MY HOUSE WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK.
by DampBongo March 24, 2021
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Crying my guts out

Bruh, the depression has got so bad, I've been crying my guts out recently
by Oeuf_the_Egg April 2, 2021
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