Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Tool

A fucking big hammer.

The T.V's knackered again. Fetch me my Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Tool.

by jujitsugeorge April 28, 2015

healing tool

a healing tool is someone a woman uses until they are ready to be in a serious relatinship

i was just with him as a healing tool

by heyyoustop November 05, 2023

A blind tool bag

Brett Mattson

Damn that brett guy is a blind tool bag

by Kam1098 June 05, 2017

mule tool

Fryy on Uldamin in World of Warcraft

Dude your a mule tool

by Deziken October 15, 2009

Tool Bag

The type of guy who - before he introduces himself - tells you about his tattoos and brags about getting a deal on suits

Jarret said, "my next triathalon is next week. My mom lent me the money to enter!"

Jarrret is a tool bag.

by Bubba gunk September 03, 2017

Tool Bag

Like douchebag but kept child-friendly.

He is such a Tool Bag

by A Reliable Source December 16, 2019

fightin' tools

Kitchen utensils: forks, spoons, knives, etc. The things you use to "attack" your food before you eat it.

That stupid waiter didn't put any fightin' tools on our table yet!

by pentozali August 30, 2007