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peanut

That bloke trying to drive while holding a matress is a bloody peanut.
by An Anonymous Aussie September 20, 2020
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PEANUT

A KIDNEY STONE.

EATING SHIT

The start of a comic STRIP.

Compound PENIS TASK.

IT'S the beginning of an analogy that CRYPTOCURRENCY can use also.

Excited SHITEATERS

The scariest tumor in the world.

an I small am eye small am aye small

See MR. PEE NUT

Look at that PEANUT ASSH0LE MAN.

PEANUT PEENUT PNUT PENUT PEE PEENUT

IBMPCJr. code name nade in BOCA RATON , FL at the time beginning MAY 1984.
Imagine the pain of zipping up your FLY in your ZIPPER and then passing a PEANUT after you QUAFF A BEER.

No PUN INTENDED it just TAE a PERVERTED VERBAL ENLIGHTENMENT to enjoy a PEANUT in the privacy of your BOWEL TOILET TRIP.

Look JOHN looking forward to getting BIG DICK FUCKED but you just have a PEANUT for a WEE WEE and it kind of destroyed the mood.

Let's go into that DELI CARL and not just PEE but do a compound task and PEANUT.

Look I got ONE PENNY TWO PENNY ..ONE DILLAR and ONE PEANUT TWO PEANUT. .THOUSANDS PEANUT and finally ONE BITCOIN TWO BITCOIN which MOTHERFUCKERS if we have thousands of PEANUT then look how many BITCOINS imagine we would have because as they say ..." DAVID SAYS I'M COLD,. little by little little by little,... bit by bit , bit by bit bit by PEANUT bit.when I find a PEANUT in that SHIT as ivariety taste of intensity and after all you can only findo APE NUT over THOSE PEANUT.

You never want to have a PEANUT SIZE TUMOR.

Yes ANAL ALAN you are puny as well as those PEANUT size tantrums as am aye small cannot hear.

When that ASSH0LE takes out his PISSIVATOR he is pissing like a good JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE you get to see MISTER PEANUT in action mouth open and feeling pissy all over.

He is sooo funny a PEANUT in anger.

PEANUT public penis pisser PEDOPHILE NUT TELEPATHY VERY liquid spermatozoa and that identifiable satellite JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE naked IMAGE

This PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN had a PEANUT for PEDOPHILIA .
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE January 18, 2022
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peanut smith

Peanut Smith is the party animal. Peanut smith knows how to host and throw a banging party. Though confident on the outside, on the inside Peanut Smith is self conscious and anxious on the inside. He longs for a lifetime friend who will understand all the nooks and crannies of his bodily figure!
Ex: There goes Peanut Smith !

What a little goober he is !
by Amycocoa1@yahoo.com November 30, 2016
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Peanut

A fat ass hamster. You ain’t never seen a bigger rump then Peanut’s. He’s the 46th president of the United States and is going to the moon this year. Peanut sometimes goes by Fat Ass or Oompaloompa. If you ever say you have a bigger rump then him he will attack.
Have you seen Peanut’s rump? It’s huge!
by ThatBitchLila November 23, 2020
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Peanut

Peanut is a nickname for large penis or big testicles
It can also mean a man that can pleasure a woman until she passes out
Girlfriend: you were a real peanut last night.
Boyfriend: thank you! You were amazing too
by Google.chrome April 29, 2020
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Peanut Butter Box

When intensely focused on something or talking about something and out if nowhere something out of the blue catches your attention, PEANUT BUTTER BOX.
I was playing catch with my dog and along came a squirrel and, PEANUT BUTTER BOX!

I was telling my girlfriend a story and mid sentence...PEANUTBUTTER BOX!!!!
by BigR3Dd&Poochie May 20, 2022
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Peanut Butter Smooth

To make a situation or a set of numbers as smooth as humanly possible, smoother even than a babies butt. This often results in ignoring the details and only looking at hot trends.
Jake, can you please review my costing spreadsheet, I know there’s errors in it but I need you to take a look at it and peanut butter smooth it over before you leave.
by Gov’t Cheese November 29, 2022
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