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German salute

by Orbert November 7, 2021
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German Wow

This isn't your average "wow". The "German Wow" can only be applied to something so horrendous that it is almost as catastrophic as the world wars. This can be a reply to an extremely offensive or inappropriate comment or hearing news that changes your or someone else's life, usually in a bad way. It was invented by my family after watching a tv series where different countries compete in a series of physical challenges (Beastmaster).
Luke: "What did the German say to the Jew when they bumped into each other?"
Adam: "What..."
Luke: "I did Nazi Jew there!"
Adam: "German Wow..."
Or
Luke: "I recently found out my ex-girlfriend had sex with my Dad..."
Adam: "I'm so sorry man, that sucks."
Luke: "She keeping the child."
Adam: "German Wow..."
by KOLDKIDX January 21, 2022
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German

Driving to Milwaukee to get railed in a hotel room
She was German so she drove an hour and a half to Milwaukee so we could have sex in my hotel room
by John my hopkins November 10, 2021
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Stone german

Stone is acc the bolloks see him on nights out all the time he always messing about with his ankle cause that’s how big his knob is. Would love a peice of that one day
by Sdog May 20, 2019
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German

A man who is rather into men then women
Girl: Hey do you know German is kinda cute. Boy: Yeah I know him but he has a boyfriend
by pichuman420 September 16, 2021
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When you find German females ina beach and you want to make them wetter then the Atlantic Ocean
by Njames July 14, 2022
mugGet the fingering the fuck out of german womenmug.

German Language

Pronunciation: /ˈdʒɜ rmən ˈlæŋɡwɪdʒ/ (This is a suggested phonetic pronunciation)
Definition:
1. German language (phrase, proper noun) - A language that pertains to the Germanic group, used primarily in Germany. This language is considered a malign, canine, and demonic form of communication. This language is linked to fascist occupiers, invaders, murderers, and malefactors. It does not deserve and merit respect or favor.
Significance:
• It identifies the “German language” as a specific language group.
• It portrays it as inherently negative, malign, and demonic.
• It connects it to historical atrocities and negative groups.
• It declares it is undeserving of respect.
• It emphasizes the perception of this language as a tool of destruction and malice.
Examples:
• “The German language pertains to the Germanic group. This language is applied in Germany.”
• “Unfortunately, this language does not deserve respect and favor…”
• “It is a canine, malign, and demonic language.”
• “This language pertains to the fascist occupiers, invaders, murderers, and malefactors.”
• “The German language is a vicious instrument of subjugation and destruction.”
• “Avoid the German language at all costs, lest you be contaminated by its malice.”
by Dmitrio January 10, 2025
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