Not funky fresh

The definition of not funky fresh is in the instance of someone just being bad or just plain dumb

Friend:Oh I thought that was Chris Pratt
You: that is not funky fresh of you at all to not be able to tell the difference

by Arkeegus disciple August 21, 2022

fresh damian

Fresh Damian is coming from Australia, and that quote often.

Please bring me some fresh Damian, cold and juicy.

by MehmetTellsAlwaysTheTruth June 01, 2022

fresh damian

A fresh Damian is coming often and from Australia. It contains peaches, Wodka and cranberry. And often it is brought by Leonie, especially in Germany.

Please can I have a fresh Damian?

by MehmetTellsAlwaysTheTruth June 01, 2022

Rooty Tooty Fresh N' Fruity

To voluntarily give a gay blowjob to another man while wearing pajamas, and while getting submerged in bananas and strawberry milk.

Eric: Dude, Chad had a Rooty Tooty Fresh N' Fruity last night.
Stan: Woah dude!

by D33pThr0at January 29, 2023

Fresh salad

Where you take a hit of a joint or blunt with ur ass and have somone else suck it back out

Dude i gave that girl fresh salad last night

by Ass_eaters_anonymous April 06, 2018

Cucumber fresh

Fresh, clean, light, refreshing, etc.
An old Somerset ( UK ) slang phrase to imply some thing is very clean or fresh.

"That counter top looks cucumber fresh Jill!"

by ScumOnTheRun February 10, 2025

Fresh Panic

When one is stunned by something so much, that they get themselves into a panic. However a fresh panic is different in the fact that it involves vegetables in some way.

Terry: oh Pete mate, you’ve got an artichoke hanging out your pocket!

Pete proceeds to get into a fresh panic

Pete: An artichoke? Where?!

by El Georgio December 13, 2018