tool hound

One who hounds (engulfs / inhales) as much tool ( male genitals) as they can.

Tool hound: One who hounds (engulfs / inhales) as much tool ( male genitals) as they can.
"That dude looks like a homo."
"Yeah man, a total tool hound"

by choose one April 30, 2016

tool pusher

The cocksucker who runs the rig location

Dan told murphy to get to work, because he is the tool pusher and he’ll decide

by Indian In A Tp May 15, 2018

tool

drive or ride in a casual or leisurely manner.

"tooling around town in a pink Rolls-Royce"

by Arminkshipper August 9, 2024

Tool shed

Where people go when they make a really tool-ish comment.

Boy 1: Hey dude can you lend me a couple dollars?
Boy 2: Oh yeah sure best friend here's your money, and maybe we can hang out later?
Boy 1: Nah, but thanks for the money, and when you're done go to the tool shed douche.

by youknowit21454 June 5, 2010

tool

someone who constantly cheats on their significant other, can be male or female

my friend was dating this guy, and one night he and my friend's best friend were hanging out and ended up having sex. my friend broke up with him when she found out and then he and the best friend started dating. until he cough the best friend making out with is best friend in the school library. the guy and the best friend broke up

both the best friend and guy are tools

by shortyAJ February 27, 2011

Tool

when somebody is a poser and thinks they fit in when they clearly do not. they think they have so many friends but they talk about the person all the time.

tom gabriel peter is sucha tool. he thinks everyone likes him, but he truely is a poser at heart.

by nicolette312 February 21, 2009

cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down

Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret

by coolyourtools September 8, 2016