Tool

verb ("to tool"): getting work done or being productive in general (originally hacker slang, likely from MIT)

sorry man, gonna have to punt our plans tonight, if I don't lock in and tool tonight I'm gonna fail physics

"dude, are you hung over? was the party that good?" "nah man I was stuck tooling all night"

by fjjt August 11, 2025

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Clueless Tool

A person who is unknowingly manipulated or exploited by others.

• This individual might be naive, easily fooled, or lack the awareness to recognize when they're being used to achieve someone else's agenda.

• They might be considered "clueless" in their inability to discern the motives of those around them or their role as a "tool" or pawn in someone else's scheme.

• An expert manipulator often allows the “tool” to believe the agenda is his (tool’s) own idea.

See: Project 2025

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The boys in Tom Sawyer's neighborhood were clueless tools. easily manipulated into paying Tom for the "privilege" of whitewashing the fence.

by wfb.sage August 19, 2025

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Most of the definitions of "Tool" on this website talk about people who are easily taken advantage of, but they forget the OTHER definition:
Tool is a Progressive Metal band known for songs like Sober, Schism, Forty Six & 2, and The Pot

Tool is an awesome band

by KaijuNerd September 6, 2025

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A fantastic prog metal band. A lot of their songs are in odd time signatures and often switch between time signatures mid-song.

Ive been listening to their music a lot for the past few months and I shit you not my IQ went up by 14 points.

Listening to their music is like smoking DMT while doing your math homework.

Guy 1: Hey bro what band do you like?

Guy 2: I like Tool.

Guy 1: Ride the Spiral, to the End

Guy 2: Fuck you, buddy

Guy 1: Lol. What do you like to do in your spare time

Guy 2: I enjoy finding beauty in the dissonance

Guy 1: Thats nice, this week im gonna learn to swim.

by Mausoleumgoer January 27, 2025

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Overt cowardice and theft with a dash of blatant lies?

Hym "I'm not the one who's supposed to have a problem with the tools. You're supposed to have a religious objection to those things... Unless... The thing I said about you not actually believe that shit is true! Then the religion IS just a tool you use to cram your will or desires down people's throat by attaching yourself to God. That's called 'Hym being correct again.' You're acting like what you're doing is a reaction when really it's just the status quo and I was right all along. Like, you're not reacting. My initial assessment was correct."

by Hym Iam January 29, 2025

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A tool is someone you hit with your penis in the face with while asleep... You take pictures and post them on line and tell everyone he's a "moe.. moe".... A tool is a guy who everyone doesn't want around because they know he wears diapers, but let him chill because u need a ride to the diaper factory.... A tool is someone who got caught having anal with a dog, he explains it by saying dog reverses to god? What makes him a tool and not a zooerastiaist is he is on the receiving end of the "god" (backwards) sex.... And lastly the top tool is a guy who follows stray dogs and catches the poo from their butts before hitting the ground... What he does with poo is pure toolism! Either covers his genitalia in it, or uses a pastry bag to inject it into his anus, also known as poo insert.

What is that guy doing, leave that dog alone you fucking tool... And put on some clothes, diapers on a millennial is just wrong!

by King-of-the-whifes February 1, 2025

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