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Humping iron

Workout where a man is bench pressing a woman sitting on the bar while another is riding him as the two women make out for as long as his arms and dick can last.
Carter was humping iron with Linda and Chloe yesterday for 2 hours!
by Cpl HotPockets July 23, 2024
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iron bru

Orange liquid chaos so wild that gaijin need not apply
I shared an Iron Bru with this Japanese girl, and she couldn't stop laughing when I called it 鉄狂飲 (Tetsukyouin) – it's like a tanuki in a can!
by Tanuki69OG August 3, 2024
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The Iron Price

This is a word that relates to the Game of Thrones series, in which "the iron price" was described as paying for something with blood, either one's own, or anothers. Iron is a major component in the make-up of a person's blood, and the iron price clearly relates to this; versus paying for something with gold, silver, or something else. See also, the Iron Bank of Braavos, which has a similar concept relating to it.
Instead of paying with gold and silver, the conqueror bled on the battlefield; paying the iron price.
by Stopsayinghey January 17, 2023
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Pumping iron

Having vaginal sex while partner is on period.
I was pumping iron with Irene while she was on her menstrual cycle.
by Jdizza January 22, 2023
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Ironic Punishment

No no no... That's not what's happening. You know that... Come on. This isn't me getting anything. This is ironic punishment. You must not understand irony. Don't worry. I love to teach. I'll explain. And this isn't a slight at your expense. I'm actually a huge fan! I'm doing this in anticipation of another thing happening. I'll let you know when it does but until then, you know I can't pass up a teachable moment.
Hym "See, the 'Satan in you' LOVES ironic punishment. That's why you love the rapists and pedophiles getting raped in prison. But you don't understand irony. So, as one of the greatest writer's of all time, I'll explain it to you. Irony is kind of like being a former banger... And then adopting a political philosophy that is essentially 'As long as I'm not banger anymore I should be able to do whatever I want.' And it's ironic because now that you have carved out a future for yourself that will be objectively better than your peers... only NOW is violence unnecessary and unreasonable... NOW it is and NOT before... Irony is having a hierarchy of value... but in that hierarchy of value... Ironic punishment is DEMONSTRABLY HIGHER UP than child murder and rape... Like... Ironic punishment isn't your highest value.... but it is higher than, you know.... morality. Or your purported morality. It's like situational irony or dramatic irony or something.... Get it? There.... You're now a CERTIFIED master of irony. Print out a copy of this as proof of completion. You're well on your way to becoming.... Um... Some kind of irony guy or something... I don't know... You get the point right? You see that thing happening that I'm pointing out right? Right? Yeah, ok. You see it. Well... Alright. Oh I'm still waiting to buy your thing! I have some fines and what not and then I'm gonna buy it. So... Yeah... *sigh* Yep... Alright. I'm done. Bye."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2023
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iron bar hotel

Iron bar hotel is the worst hotel. open bathroom
by babypiratesnapchat2 February 19, 2023
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Ironic

When your 30 yr old NEET friend criticizes politicians for not using their time exactly how he thinks they should
NEET Person: Can't believe Mark Carney is playing Hockey instead of working!
Non-NEET: Ironic
by Kev From Sri Lanka March 25, 2025
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