poor australian kid: hey miss, can i go to the toilet?
american teacher: what did you just say to me?
poor australian kid: uhhh, can i go to the toilet?
*all the kids in the class pull out AK-47s and shoot you*
american teacher: what did you just say to me?
poor australian kid: uhhh, can i go to the toilet?
*all the kids in the class pull out AK-47s and shoot you*
by hello im cool and australian. March 11, 2024
tyler: yooo i love america!!!!! *country boy howl*
sunny: thats until china asks for their debt to be paid back
tyler: what in the 8th grade civics is this shit...
sunny: thats until china asks for their debt to be paid back
tyler: what in the 8th grade civics is this shit...
by that stupid bitch April 23, 2023
by Cheesemaster60 February 08, 2021
A place that is has absolutely no respect and doesn’t give a f*ck about anyone else or themselves. It’s also commonly used to describe Karen’s.
by My lover chat noir May 12, 2021
A vast collection of people inhabiting the middle lands of North America, who see themselves as superior to other nations despite the fact that more than half their teenage population cannot read the time off an analogue clock.
Their general stupidity and lack of productivity means that their society consists of a vast horde of imbeciles propped up by a small but often world-beating elite.
America is renowned for the circus that is its national politics, which is dominated by one party full of politicians who push nice, compassionate-sounding legislation that does nothing to solve national problems, and another full of partially-literate lunatics who believe the earth is 6000 years old. It has not had a President with fully functioning mental capabilities since 2016.
Their general stupidity and lack of productivity means that their society consists of a vast horde of imbeciles propped up by a small but often world-beating elite.
America is renowned for the circus that is its national politics, which is dominated by one party full of politicians who push nice, compassionate-sounding legislation that does nothing to solve national problems, and another full of partially-literate lunatics who believe the earth is 6000 years old. It has not had a President with fully functioning mental capabilities since 2016.
The only way you can get away with invading a country for no reason and killing a million people is by being America
by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023
by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 13, 2023
America stands for I am Erica.
Because if you put the 2 together
and take away the periods you
get America!
Because if you put the 2 together
and take away the periods you
get America!
Erica: You can't spell America without Erica!
Me: Your right! 'Cause if you take Erica away it's just am, wait! that would mean America is named after someone saying I am-Erica!
Me: Your right! 'Cause if you take Erica away it's just am, wait! that would mean America is named after someone saying I am-Erica!
by I'mAMonica! June 09, 2021