A Story

once upon a time

there was a kid who lived in a house on his own

one day a guy broke in with a knife

you know what happens next...

...thats right, they had a pizza party!!

they ate so much pizza

the guy who broke in said the kid could have some candy in his white van

you know what happens next...

...you called it again!!!! :D they drove to the theme park and had fun on the rides XD

they were eating some cake and the guy approached the kid from behind with a knife...

...and cut the cake evenly so they both got a few slices!! :DDD

then they got back in the white van and drove somewhere...

...it was back to the kids home and he got into bed, ready to sleep

and then when he was sleeping the guy broke in through his window and kidnapped him :)

the end

Grandpa: "kids, dont eat pizza with grown men you dont know... or youll end up with a best friend for life!!!!! :D"
Kids: "that was the worst excuse of a story ive ever heard"

by naminaidk June 14, 2024

private story kind of guy

Perverted

Eww what are you looking at you really are a private story kind of guy

by Idkimhereig October 31, 2021

story burg

When you tell a funny story and the person you told it to repeats it as if it happened to them or in third person.

Burglary of your funny story.

I walked into work and Lola was retelling my funny story, what a story burg

by Lueisms August 24, 2022

Mateo&Storie

Mateo&Storie are the best couple in the world. They need to stay together forever. Storie is free spirited and In love with Mateo.Mateo is in love with storie and cares so much about her and needs her.

“Mateo and storie are prefect Mateo&Storie are the best couple in the world. They need to stay together forever. Storie is free spirited and In love with Mateo.Mateo is in love with storie and cares so much about her and needs her.

by purrr💖 March 15, 2022

Tazfi's Trip ( wattap story)

Tazfi is the first Grandchild of The diamond Family and The Shahir Family. These are the head families of the city. Being the daughter of the Mayor and the president she is quite known and feels used for popularity and money. She's born in Great Britain but she's Bangladeshi both of her parents are citizens of that country. They are both Cadets and Oxford students it's the year 2435 and Bangladesh Has developed more than ever! It's said that the US might be replaced... Bangladesh has taken back the land they owned...(from a war) Now India and BD is one country and its name is preferred to both different people call it differently, Now there is a school in BD for people who are over-privileged so they don't have to suffer, they will fly to Bangladesh next Week what will happen after she gets there?? and what's gonna happen in the week???

OH ITS TAZFI'S TRIP, IT'S SUCH A GREAT BOOK!
I cant find it?

oh its still is being written as draft
ohhh whats the full name?

ITs Tazfi's Trip ( wattap story)

by queratei December 13, 2021

Finish the story

The most extreme way to say "good luck" to someone. Derived from the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes.

Mike: Finish the story, friend.
James: Thanks.

by nightmarejin December 24, 2023

Zadina Story

A type of real horror story that happens to you as a child, stimming from hanging out with a girl named Zadina, usually involving, drugs, sex, incest, pedophilia, or other incredibly inappropriate things for a minor to experience.

My friend was telling me a Zadina Story about how one of her older brother's drugged her.

by AshTheGaySimp October 24, 2025