Party like your girlfriend had a miscarriage

A phrase used to describe the ultimate feeling in life. When you hit the highest of the highs. Especially in a situation when you've hit the jackpot just when it looked hopeless. You thought it was over and you were down and out...and then a miracle happened.

Joe: Man i don't think we can win this game...there's only 3 seconds left.

Bob: Here comes the hail mary!...TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!
Joe: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: Party like your girlfriend had a miscarriage!!!!!!!

by brandonmarshall15 May 5, 2022

october 18 kiss your girlfriend day

you have to kiss your girlfriend on the lips!

October 18 kiss your girlfriend day

by ransom guy October 17, 2019

I'm gonna eat your bare ass

Something you say to your friends when they make you mad

Friend:I stole your lunch
Me: I'm gonna eat your bare ass

by EZ Peso February 21, 2019

I SHOULD KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!!!

When a person has enough and this is what he says when he wants to kick your ass.

Bully: Alright, problem kid! Bitch!
Me:Shut the fuck up!!!
Bully:You shut the fuck up, you niggard.
Me: Oh yeah?!
Me: *rages
Me: I SHOULD KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!!!
Me: *kicks the bully to uranus

by TanglefingStar February 8, 2023

I just love your spray tan!

When somebody takes a "sick day" off school/work for a day and comes back ridiculously tanned.

Typically used to humiliate the people that think some really pale boy/girl gets tanned in a day.

When you know they weren't sick.

Person1: Why weren't you here yesterday???
Person2: Oh I was sick... Cough cough...
Person1: Well that sucks. By the way I just love your spray tan!

by CountPastPotato June 17, 2013

Pissy Pants/You Pissed your Pants

When someone is overly pissed off and decides to yell at everyone, even when they're trying to help.

Guy 1: What the hell do you want? You're not helping me!
Guy 2: Woah, dude. Don't be such a Pissy Pants.
Guy 3: Yeah. It looks like You Pissed Your Pants.

Pissed off Angry Pissy Pants/You Pissed your Pants

by SomeSeriousCarnage May 31, 2014

National hug your sad friend day

If you know anybody who’s always going through a hard time literally or going through depression, suicidal thoughts please...Give them a hug they literally need it

Girl:Hug!

Boy:why are you hugging me?
Girl:it’s national hug your sad friend day..!
Boy:oh...Thank you...*crys*
Girl:let it all out it’s going to be alright keep your head up!

by OoffffTheBanana666 October 16, 2020