veselekov's zeroth law

A scientific law explicitly stating that all members of the female race shall be unable to be sexually attracted to any man who has full autonomous control of their eyebrows. This does not hold true for any relationship that remains at a platonic level, such as friendships, or even jogging buddies. Predates his first law of gas, grass, or ass: no one rides for free

Player 1: Man, that dude's eyebrows are going everywhere! he's even doing the wave!

Player 2: He probably suffers from veselekov's zeroth law

by veselekov October 14, 2012

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“Save some zeros”

To save some money - zero being the factor of ten in currency. i.e the difference between $10, $100 or $1000

“Save some zeros”

Bruh you should just buy a broken tape machine and give it to my dad. He’ll fix it. Save some zeros.

by Brightondude23 April 6, 2023

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Gusano Y Gusano (And One Zeroed In Symbol Called And Name "&")...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achille, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Gusano Y Gusano (And One Zeroed In Symbol Called And Name "&")...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

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