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your mom

A phrase used randomly during conversations/arguments to attemt to divert the conversation, insult the person, or bring about laughter. This may be used as a part of a larger phrase or as an insult by itself. The usage bringing about laughter probably has its roots in making fun of people who would get seriously offended by this remark. Sometimes the mear mensioning of their mom would offend them.

Variations: Your Mother
"Your mom is a ugly spotted bloated cow."
"Your mom"
"That's what your mother said to me last night."
"Your mother's lipstick." (in response to a question related to one's crotch)
"You kiss yo mother with that mouth?"
by Keatonian January 24, 2004
mugGet the your mommug.

your black

dumb, idiot, stupid, retarded, a jackass, and/or a close homey.
If someone is acting like the definition, you then say "your black"!
by 1face June 8, 2003
mugGet the your blackmug.

your ass

1) A cum receptacle. 2) what you poop out of.
Man, look at your ass! its dripping cum!
by Raping_Baby_Syndrome November 22, 2010
mugGet the your assmug.

Your mum

The best phrase/come back/retort/saying etc that anyone on the earth can say.
it's simple and easy to remember.
It never gets old and is always funny in nearly all contexts
Hey wat u doin?
your mum.

are u free on friday?
your mum is free on friday.

wat dya want 4 breakfast?
your mum

y r u so l8?
your mums l8.

y are u sayin 'your mum' all the time?
cos of your mum
by mistercooool July 27, 2009
mugGet the Your mummug.

youre hot

you are seg-gsy
person 1: oh shit man youre hot
person 2: what no shes not
person 1: lets fuck <3
by superattractivegirl March 1, 2021
mugGet the youre hotmug.

your mum

A comeback that can be funny if you use it at the right time, but not funny if you overuse it.
Good example:
Antonio: Who's doing cork? (For geography project)
Georgia: You mum is!
Mary: Is your dad's name cork?

Hahahahaha.

Bad example:
Person 1: Hey, you penis is so small you can hardly see it!
Person 2: Your mum.

Not funny :|
by Georgia--xo-- September 10, 2007
mugGet the your mummug.

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