Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Breathing. AROUND. CoUnTrIeS. Hastily. UNDER. TORMENT.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Breathing. AROUND. CoUnTrIeS. Hastily. UNDER. TORMENT.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
Get the Breathing. AROUND. CoUnTrIeS. Hastily. UNDER. TORMENT.mug. Lives in the country! she loves to hunt, fish, get dirty and dusty! she wears her jeans with pride and loves her family and God (the true god JESUS CHRIST)!!! she doesn't have to have a horse even though she wants one and she loves cows and other animals. She can hang with boys and fit right in and talk about boys with the girls and FOOTBALL is awesome!!!! long hair,/short hair, work boot/rubbers/bare feet, jeans, t-shirt and a smile!
Girl: I'm a Country girl!
Person: favorite pants?
Girl: joggers
Person: Favorite shoes?
Girl: burgenstocks
Person: Favorite game?
Girl: music note tappy thing
Person: favorite group of people?
Girl: My friends
Person: do you like dirt?
Girl: not a lot
Person: Where dose a shirt start and end?
Girl: starts at your chest ends above your belly button
Person: so I guess if you are a country girl you'll have calluses?
Girl: Say what now?
Person: By the way where do you live
Girl: suburbs
Person: how did you get that mixed up with dirt roads and trees?
Girl: Wait there is dirt on roads where you are from?
:/
Person: favorite pants?
Girl: joggers
Person: Favorite shoes?
Girl: burgenstocks
Person: Favorite game?
Girl: music note tappy thing
Person: favorite group of people?
Girl: My friends
Person: do you like dirt?
Girl: not a lot
Person: Where dose a shirt start and end?
Girl: starts at your chest ends above your belly button
Person: so I guess if you are a country girl you'll have calluses?
Girl: Say what now?
Person: By the way where do you live
Girl: suburbs
Person: how did you get that mixed up with dirt roads and trees?
Girl: Wait there is dirt on roads where you are from?
:/
by Crabbapple December 2, 2021
Get the Country girlmug. by Dannydacheeto April 11, 2021
Get the Country musicmug. The act of doing something only someone from a country setting would do, such as: mudding, chewing tobacco, putting up fences, feeding calves, etc.
“I’ve been busy country bucking today, I had to help my uncle on his farm.”
“The FFA club went country bucking on their field trip today.”
“The FFA club went country bucking on their field trip today.”
by Clumbunk67 June 3, 2019
Get the Country buckingmug. A place where they have a compilation of concerts, usually a bunch of very unhappy couples go that are just trying to make a situation work (Desperate wives, drag their husbands.) a place where you can listen to sad country music that describes misery)
by Sikemike June 24, 2018
Get the country bayou musicfestmug. If your country is not a free country in a pandemic, it's not really an entirely free country, you're just being told it is a free country by the entity that controls your country.
Telling people they live in a free country is a good way to get them to comply with an agenda and turn them into obedient puppets. Nothing is free, you have to fight to get something.
by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020
Get the Free countrymug. A music genre dominated by cis straight white men who talk about beer, trucks and girls in tight clothes and women who talk about murdering their husbands. Also particularly avoided by members of Gen Z
by Ozbot_3000 February 13, 2024
Get the Country Musicmug.