Vape Goblin

A nicotine addict who is constantly hiding in the bathroom (most likely in a high-school or office building) asking passerbys if they can hit their vape.

Guy 1: bro, did you see brooks earlier, he was in the bathroom trying to hit my vape.
Guy 2: bro, he's such a vape goblin.

by Good-day166 September 12, 2022

Knowledge Goblin

A Knowledge Goblin is someone who hordes knowledge. They will surround themselves with knowledgeable people from different disaplines. They don't necessarily stop people from learning from them but they do no teach people what they have. They are mire preoccupied with gathering knowledge for themselves.

Bruce keeps asking me questions but won't explain how to work out how to calculate the answer to this problem. He is such a Knowledge Goblin

by Big Ol Spanner February 2, 2026

Riot Goblin

A small pearson who is always aggresive and looking for stress

She might seem petite and easy going, nevertheless she is such a riot goblin.

by Kucuk Tanri February 19, 2026