Pick Me

The girl that's always trying to beat everyone at everything when it's not a competition. She was the girl that answered the phone for the teacher, did attendance, and would shame the class for not paying attention. Now shes the girl that thinks every guy is into her and gets mad when they regret her.

"Omg why is he not into me isnt everyone like i'm pretty I have a nice personality but he wants that basic girl"

"Karla stop being such a pick me"

by s1ml0g1c July 20, 2021

gorilla picking

The act of going into a forest to look for naturally growing cannabis plants, in hopes of obtaining free bud. Whatever is found is usually low quality, except for a rare few exceptions.

John: Hey pablo, i'm out of weed, can you spare a few grams?
Pablo: Hell no, you want free weed, you can take your ass gorilla picking!

by The informative one May 1, 2014

fake ass pick-me

a bitch who usually fakes adhd and other mental disorder I don't know for sure but they usually has an friend who actually has mental disorders but I have had a friend like this before who used me to make friends, ditched me and made me try and commit su1c!de

omfg she is such a fake ass pick-me she literally faked adhd and ditched me

by jazzie<3 December 18, 2023

D pick

Selection of a partner due to exceptional flirting abilities

"She gets at least one d pick a week — she can have her pick of men"

by dickpickman December 9, 2021

when I randomly pick up SHIT I found in New York

why did you pick it up dumb ass.

"# when I randomly pick up SHIT I found in New York"

by @HEYBITCHS March 7, 2025

National send a dick pick to your bro year.

2025 is a national year of Send your dick pic to your bro year. He can only ask you that 5 times this year. If you fail to send him the pic, then he can expose you.

National send a dick pick to your bro year.

by TheNationalAnonymous January 9, 2025

Pick up the fucking phone now!

When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.

*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*

Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"

Spack No.1: "What phone?"

Spack No.2: "Your phone!"

*Phone rings*

by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2024