Certified lover boy

A man who is incapable of growth and lacks maturity causing them to be romantically attracted to those of the same or lesser mental acuity as them, often times being a person much younger then them to an almost criminal degree.

"Certified lover boy? Certified pedophile. Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop."

by Legible Ghastino May 18, 2024

Rookie Lover

A person who falls in love without any hesitation, thinking or time. A hopeless lover.

He fell for her in an hour, he's a 'Rookie Lover'

by Knrafy May 22, 2024

meat lovers phase

When a currently straight man used to sexually experiment with other men.

Link: “I had a meat lovers phase”
Rhett: “Is that a euphemism?”

by KittyGum May 27, 2024

fritter lover

Prez clout is a fritter lover and he is proud

Prez Clout on soundcloud

any fritter lover is gay

by Prez Clout December 2, 2021

Lovers

When people reciprocate and are in love with eachother.

Me: omg did u here that lana del rey and taylor swift are lovers?

by Ilovelanadelrey December 3, 2021

overcover lovers

Two people, normally workmates, involved in what they think is a clandestine relationship who are so obvious in their actions that people can’t help but notice what they are up to.

“I see K****n and S*****y are on each other yet again”
“Yeah, they really think no one knows”
Yeah overcover lovers haha”

by Interested observer February 17, 2024

national give your lover a ring day

February 18th is the national day to give someone you care about a ring. Preferably one from pandora. Specifically timeless wish tiara ring

“hey did you know it’s national give your lover a ring day?”

by ilikemyman February 17, 2024