America’s Tits

Tits so perfectly round, voluptuous, soft, voluminous, perky, and gorgeous that they become government property. Similar to a national park, these tits are proudly on display for all Americans to admire and worship.
Look at that blond topless chick on that boat - damn she’s got America’s Tits. They’re so perfect they belong on Mount Rushmore. She makes me proud to be American.
by True_X_Blue May 19, 2025
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America's best

When you lay the balls across the bridge of her nose so that each ball lies in a separate eye socket
This bitch said she wanted to see me more so I gave her an America's Best
by Libushe July 18, 2023
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by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq October 25, 2023
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